Now Let's See Pusherman
The Theme from Shaft in Middle English:
Wha be tha blake prevy lawe That bene wantoun too alle tha feres? SHAFT! Ya damne righte!
Wha be tha carl tha riske is hals wolt Fro is allye leve? SHAFT! Konne ye?
Wha be tha carl wha ne wolden flee Whan peril bene all aboughte? SHAFT! Verray!
Alle clepe tha carl ane badde mooder- SOFTE! Speken of Shaft bene I. THAN KONNE ALLES WE!
He be a man konne unnethes Namo save is mayde konnes im. JOHN SHAFT!
HT: Boing Boing